Patents and Nonsense!!!

The winter session of parliament is going to be stormy one. According to sources close to Sonia Gandhi, Congress is planning to amend the Patent law. Congress is working hard to build an all-party consensus regarding the proposed changes. Unlike Women’s reservation bill and Lokpal bill, Congress is committed to have this bill passed in Winter session. The deficiencies in Indian patent law were not uncovered in Apple v/s Samsung battle but they surfaced when Digvajaya Singh’s patent application was refused.

In March 2011, Digvijaya Singh filed a patent application, claiming that the ability to speak nonsense was his, and no one before him ever uttered nonsense. He went on to claim that everyone else is now copying him. After much deliberation and inspite of heavy pressure from PM and Sonia Gandhi the patent application was refused in Oct 2012. The chief of patient commission in her response clearly stated that humans have historically known to speak nonsense and there was no proof that Digvijaya was the first one to do so. Evidences submitted by Digvijaya Singh proves that he utters non-sense but there were no evidence submitted to prove that non-sense was not uttered before him.

The chief of patent commission has since taken the voluntary retirement at the old age of 33. Unconfirmed sources also say that she is seeking asylum in UK. Meanwhile, Congress core committee brainstormed for 3 days during the ongoing Nelam storm in Chennai. The committee decided that they will change the patent law and make exceptions for ruling party. MPs from ruling party will have special privilege to file 5 patents of their choice. An all-party meeting of has been called on Children’s day to ratify this proposal.

It has also been decided that Robert Vadra will be made the new chief of patent commission. Robert is the front runner as his speed of execution is unprecedented. The speed at which he closed his Facebook account and the speed at which he amassed his wealth are unparalleled.

Please keep on checking our website for further updates. There is also a risk that we may stop publishing after Digvijaya’s patent is approved. Digvijaya may charge $10,000 for 1 nonsense. This would be detrimental to our business as we may incur huge debt to Digvijaya in matter of days.